{"product_id":"deeply-unimpressed-pufferfish-cotton-tote-bag","title":"\"Deeply Unimpressed\" Pufferfish Cotton Tote Bag","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eLength, cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e42.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e38.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHandle length, cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight, witty, and quietly sarcastic — this cotton tote carries your day with a softly puffed attitude. The small, detailed pufferfish illustration sits front-and-centre, eyes half-lidded beneath the curved headline “Deeply” and the understated follow-up “Unimpressed.” It’s the kind of bag that slips over your shoulder during errands, market runs, or quick coffee stops and announces a dry sense of humour without shouting. The extra-light fabric keeps it foldable and fuss-free, while reinforced handles withstand daily use. Choose a vibrant hue to contrast the muted illustration or keep it classic white for an easy, low-key look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tote fits into a life that values low-drama humour and reliable function. It’s carried by people who appreciate clever illustration, deadpan captions, and practical gear that doesn’t get in the way. Bring it along to weekend markets, campus walks, or casual meet-ups — it’s the kind of accessory that sparks a knowing smile from fellow fans of offbeat, subtle art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 100% cotton, extra-light fabric (140 g\/m²) for easy folding and storage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Reinforced stitching on handles for added durability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, modern silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- REACH certified; made in India; one-size with vibrant color choices\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in India, for adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Grey","offer_id":53927536296264,"sku":"25740659150320285982","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Lime","offer_id":53927536329032,"sku":"15961858233703472069","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Orange","offer_id":53927536361800,"sku":"62894431505595941917","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":53927536394568,"sku":"21528854536259218867","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/0070\/8680\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_29_2026_06_13_36_PM_b44db840-77b0-4fc6-9327-5f91b323809f.png?v=1788117107","url":"https:\/\/tideandtonestudio.com\/products\/deeply-unimpressed-pufferfish-cotton-tote-bag","provider":"Tide and Tone Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}